I'm in love with a woman I can never have

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

"I HAVE ACCEPTED THIS ALS CHALLENGE!" (x)

rhydonmyhardon:

that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee

rhydonmyhardon:

that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee

Ci sono 168 faccine, 12 cuori di colori diversi, tutti gli animali possibili e immaginabili, le fasi lunari, più di 100 cibi diversi, 21 palazzi e non c’è un cazzo di emoticon che ti faccia capire quanto vorrei prenderti a calci in culo.
Il respiro dei libri (via il-respiro-dei-libri)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

popiscle:

cassidy educates me about modern fashion

popiscle:

cassidy educates me about modern fashion

(insp)